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Damn Gophers

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Apparently, fox urine is good for getting rid of gophers. Unfortunately, fox urine costs a ton, whereas my piss is pretty much free from the tap. So tonight, after the old lady across the alley is asleep, I’m spritzing [...]

America the Beautiful

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Can it get much better than this? A state trooper throws away some pain pills and looks the other way in exchange for a blow job from a porn star. Ok, so far it seems reasonable enough. But wait, the trooper gets in trouble! WTF? He’s out there [...]

Maxim’s Hot 100 List

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Mark this day as the official death of journalistic integrity. I’m not usually one to comment on garbage like this, but I can’t sit idly by. Seriously, what the hell? I’m really trying here, but I can’t wrap my mind around a scenario in which Lindsay Lohan is hotter than everyone [...]

Oh Hell

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People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests.

Just freakin’ great. Now I’ve got THAT to contend with.

Spiderman 3

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First, a little background: I was a comic book geek. I spent a good portion of my prepubesence reading, pawing over, and coveting the tri-colored accounts of modern mythology. See, that’s totally what a comic book geek would say. For what [...]