America the Beautiful
May 22nd, 2007 | by M |
Can it get much better than this? A state trooper throws away some pain pills and looks the other way in exchange for a blow job from a porn star. Ok, so far it seems reasonable enough. But wait, the trooper gets in trouble! WTF? He’s out there every day, risking life and limb to make our lives safer, and we’re going to begrudge him a little roadside hummer? Oh wait, he got in trouble for using his department-issued laptop to view her website, not the blow job. Nevermind then; he should rot in hell.
By the way, here is her blog. She sounds like a delightful girl; one you would take home to mom, only if mom had a huge life insurance policy.
UPDATE: Let’s have a moment of silence for Barbie’s blog.
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