Eep!

Little known fact about me: I can read people. For example, I think it’s safe to say that this guy is up to no good. It’s like a 6th sense. Call it a gift.

Without getting into the horrific act he committed to get to this point, let’s talk about the aftermath.

Inside the Arby’s, Allgier held the gun in the air and ordered customers and employees to the floor, Salt Lake City police Detective Mark Knighton wrote in court documents.

I don’t know about everyone else, but if I looked like him, had just escaped from prison, and had every law enforcement agent in the state after me, I’d have 2 thoughts going through my head:

1. It’s Utah! I’m totally blending in here.
2. I could sure go for a roast beef and cheddar.

I know hindsight is 20/20 and all, but damn, maybe it’s a good idea to hold off on the prison tats until you’re absolutely sure that you’re not going to make a break for it.