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This is a great story, but seriously, it was an accident?

THE call letters KUNT have landed at a yet-unbuilt low-power digital television station in Wailuku, Maui.

The same station owner also received KWTF for a station in Arizona.

Wow, that’s amazing. The same company requested two humorous and borderline obscene sets of call letters. It [...]

Insulting Haiku

your stench hits my eyes
like battery acid. Christ,
go stink somewhere else

I Think I Probably Know These Guys

It’s been entirely too long since I’ve blogged. In fact, it’s getting to the point where I’m not 100% sure I can still read and write. Bhan loont rarjar. See? To that end, I’m going to write a quick blog entry in advance of my review of Transformers. To that [...]

Insulting Haiku

trailer park cracker
four dead cars in your backyard
screw your sister much?

On Drugs And Candy

I was searching Youtube for a specific commercial the other day. Being a fairly new one, I actually had some difficulty finding it. However, I began to notice a trend that can only point to one possible conclusion: Citrus candies are loaded with peyote. I decided to explore this some more, [...]

The Big Fix

Saw this at a local music/book/movie store. Now I’m no veterinarian, but isn’t that the ass? I mean sure, I know there are other parts there, but if that’s the only thing under the bandages, where’s the ass?

And is it just me, or did someone forget to warn the cat before [...]

Dear Myspace

Look, I know we haven’t always gotten along as well as we could have. You’ve created a platform by which some of the ugliest web pages in history have been created. Now, I’m no designer (exhibit A: this site), but I know bad design when I see it, and you are it. [...]

Insulting Haiku

yo mamma so fat
she cut her leg shaving and
gravy come out. Word.

Well, It Was Some Kind Of Education

In 8th grade, I had Coach S. for history. He was sometimes out on days that had major sporting events (a fairly common occurrence in a Texas junior high) scheduled, in order to prepare, or whatever they had to do. We had a substitute who was not unfamiliar to us. For some [...]

Nightmare Fuel Redux

Israeli student film. It’s nearly 7 minutes, but well worth it. Seriously, have I ever steered you wrong?