Stuff like this amazes me. Little Kyle has been busy throughout his formative years, accounting for a Jordanesque 40% of crime in Clitheroe, Lancashire. Before I talk about that, how cool is the name Clitheroe? I think I’d pay 3 grand to have a couple name their daughter that. Now back [...]
This is is based on No. 44, The Mysterious Stranger, by Mark Twain. This is how stupid I am: I spent the first couple of minutes wondering how and why Twain would have written about Einstein.
terminally dumb
fuck you and your monkey brain
you suck at thinking
Before we watched Night Warning at the Last Night at the Original Alamo Drafthouse, we were introduced to Susan Tyrrell, the star of the film. She was wheeled up on to the stage by Alamo regular David Strong, having lost her legs in 2000 to a rare blood disease. Her artificial legs were [...]
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Part 3 – Night Warning
After Earthquake, I worked up the courage to go down and harass Harry Knowles for an autograph. I don’t really know what I was expecting, but he was very gracious, personalizing it and writing “It ain’t cool that this is the last night at the Original Alamo! [...]
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Part 2 — Earthquake
After Big Night, Harry Knowles presented ADH founders Tim and Karrie League with a painting of the original Drafthouse by local artist Gordon Jones. While this was going on, and Tim was introducing the next movie, the staff was passed out yellow hard hats. Tim explained that [...]
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On June 27th, I attended the final night of the original Alamo Draft House in Austin, TX. I was fortunate enough to obtain tickets for the entire triple feature of Big Night, Earthquake, and Night Warning. It included a 6-course Italian feast during Big Night, hard hats during Earthquake, and a Q&A [...]
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you smell like anus
it’s like you bathed in vomit
pigs shrink from your air