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I’m Told This Isn’t Gay

Today’s conversation came about as a result of this news story:

Joboo says:
Holy crap! One of the Wachowski brothers had a sex change! That’s awesome.

M says:
Dude!

M says:
I’m looking for pictures now.

Joboo says:
He got hooked up with a dominatrix in LA, so now not only did he have a sex change. He’s a freaking [...]

Overheard On The Way To Soccer Practice

Today The Boy and I spotted a woman jogging while pushing a baby carriage. I had seen her last week, and strangely, the carriage was empty:

M: Hey, see if she’s got a baby in that carriage.
The Boy: Nope, it’s empty.
M: That’s so creepy. I wonder if her baby’s dead.
The Boy [...]

Insulting Haiku

lil’ bit of whiskey
lil’ bit of shitfaced carnie
drunken midgets suck

Gunga Galunga

In a day chock full of strange goings-on, I love this one the most.

Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing to take a breath test, citing U.S. law.

Do I really need to go on here? It’s freakin’ Bill Murray! [...]

Welcome!

To the guy (I’m guessing here) from Minnesota who found this site by way of typing “photo hummer balls oral sex” into Google on Sunday, welcome! I suspect you didn’t find what you were looking for here, but I’ve heard rumors that there are pictures of hummer balls oral sex all over the internet. [...]

Insulting Haiku

I like my coffee
just like I like my women.
With my dick in it.

Foreign Drivers

This guy and this kid make me feel a little better about our cracked out truck drivers on American interstates.

First, Mr. Stoic:

A Japanese man continued to drive his motorcycle for over a mile after losing his right leg below the knee when he hit the central reservation on a motorway in Hamamatsu, south-west [...]

The ShopCat Saga

A couple of months ago, my stepmom and The Boy rescued a tiny Siamese-mix kitten along the side of the highway. He was a huge mess, scared to death, and horrifically thin, but my stepmom dutifully cleaned him up, fed him, and gave him a home in the shop/barn on their farm. [...]

Insulting Haiku

you eat paint chips much?
you shit-flinging crazy dick
don’t tell me you’re sane

In Honor of a Shitty Week

Yeah, things are bad, but you could be this douchebag. I feel fairly certain that Mom probably said not to run with the fucking fork.