Today’s conversation came about as a result of this news story:
Joboo says:
Holy crap! One of the Wachowski brothers had a sex change! That’s awesome.
M says:
Dude!
M says:
I’m looking for pictures now.
Joboo says:
He got hooked up with a dominatrix in LA, so now not only did he have a sex change. He’s a freaking [...]
Today The Boy and I spotted a woman jogging while pushing a baby carriage. I had seen her last week, and strangely, the carriage was empty:
M: Hey, see if she’s got a baby in that carriage.
The Boy: Nope, it’s empty.
M: That’s so creepy. I wonder if her baby’s dead.
The Boy [...]
lil’ bit of whiskey
lil’ bit of shitfaced carnie
drunken midgets suck
In a day chock full of strange goings-on, I love this one the most.
Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing to take a breath test, citing U.S. law.
Do I really need to go on here? It’s freakin’ Bill Murray! [...]
To the guy (I’m guessing here) from Minnesota who found this site by way of typing “photo hummer balls oral sex” into Google on Sunday, welcome! I suspect you didn’t find what you were looking for here, but I’ve heard rumors that there are pictures of hummer balls oral sex all over the internet. [...]
I like my coffee
just like I like my women.
With my dick in it.
This guy and this kid make me feel a little better about our cracked out truck drivers on American interstates.
First, Mr. Stoic:
A Japanese man continued to drive his motorcycle for over a mile after losing his right leg below the knee when he hit the central reservation on a motorway in Hamamatsu, south-west [...]
A couple of months ago, my stepmom and The Boy rescued a tiny Siamese-mix kitten along the side of the highway. He was a huge mess, scared to death, and horrifically thin, but my stepmom dutifully cleaned him up, fed him, and gave him a home in the shop/barn on their farm. [...]
you eat paint chips much?
you shit-flinging crazy dick
don’t tell me you’re sane
Yeah, things are bad, but you could be this douchebag. I feel fairly certain that Mom probably said not to run with the fucking fork.