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I Apologize For This One

Look, you guys have been good to me; you really have. I haven’t received a single piece of hate mail, any death threats, and the only brick to have been tossed through our windows was apparently meant for The Boy. All of that makes what I’m about to do so much more difficult. [...]

Insulting Haiku

nasty nose hangers
wipe your fucking nose, Jackass
you’re making me retch

Point/Counterpoint With Joboo

Unedited, typos and all:

Joboo says:
Although some may argue that throwing it across your shoulder is putting it a little to close to the mouth.

M says
I hate to ruin anyone’s opinion of me, but if I could get it to my mouth, I would. That doesn’t make me gay; it makes me lucky.

M says
Oh sure, [...]