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Nightmare Fuel

So, uh, just watch it.

It’s Like Prom Night All Over Again

I think it’s safe to call this a bad fucking day:

CARACAS (Reuters) – A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only [...]

Insulting Haiku, The Final Chapter

Yeah, I know; they’ve sucked lately. So let this be the final ‘fuck you’ to insulting haiku:

insulting haiku
they’re too fucking lame for words
find a new hook, douche

Next stop: dirty haiku.

Hompin’

Most of the names in this post have been changed to protect the innocent. The lone holdout is decidedly not innocent. For sake of simplicity, I lifted all names from the 1985 cinematic tour de force, Weird Science.

What began as a nice dinner at a large steakhouse on a hot Sunday in a [...]

Insulting Haiku

hate your fucking guts
asshole’s not enough for you?
you’re a dickhead too

Mom?

Man, this brings back memories:

Insulting Haiku

damn your breath is bad
it smells like your mouth farted
halitosis much?