I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
– Mitch Hedberg
Rice is awesome. Seriously, I like it. Definitely a fan. And in three brief sentences, I’ve said all I’ve really got to say about it. So go check this out. It’s addictive, somewhere between Laffy Taffy and methadone. I’ve managed to get up vocab level 42, and have donated about 7500 grains of rice to the cause of bloating some hungry bellies.
So, uh, does anyone know if I can deduct the time I’ve spent on this?
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I am a rice hater. And because of it, the blacksheep of the family.
Why does it have to be white rice? Brown rice tastes better. Is better for you. It’s more natural. This international white rice conspiracy is just another way for The Man to try to keep my people down.