Ok, this is the inaugural Dirty Haiku, finally replacing the long-defunct Insulting Haiku. This is something I’ve been considering for a while, but I haven’t been sure exactly how dirty I should be. But while I do recognize that this isn’t Filthy Haiku, I’m going to just be all the way dirty. Skip them if you want; they’ll be a fixture for every foreseeable Wednesday:
dead guys don’t fight back
man with a plan with corpses
necrophiliac


jock stick am nasty
no poking in holy hole
filthy zucchini