Crocodile Mouth

January 28th, 2008 | by M |

The boy is artistic. He dabbles in a variety of media, from pen on paper, pen on cardboard, clay, various paints, and most recently, Magnetix. It’s not unusual for him to call me into his room to see his newest masterpiece.

So when he told me that he wanted me to see what he had been working on, I wasn’t particularly surprised. I can’t say I was really expecting what he had to show me, though.

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Seriously, WTF? He’s 11; is it possible this wasn’t intentional? He called it a crocodile mouth. But why would a stubby penis have a crocodile mouth?

And yeah, that’s a stormtrooper blaster right above the, uh, head. What of it?




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3 Responses to “Crocodile Mouth”

  1. By russ on Feb 4, 2008

    looks more like torso with strange tube top fallen from breasts with butt crack in front to me

  2. By M on Feb 7, 2008

    I’m sure that would have been my second guess.

  3. By Joboo on Feb 8, 2008

    Dude! That is exactly what Clive Barker had in mind when he wrote Rawhead Rex.

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