Crocodile Mouth

The boy is artistic. He dabbles in a variety of media, from pen on paper, pen on cardboard, clay, various paints, and most recently, Magnetix. It’s not unusual for him to call me into his room to see his newest masterpiece.

So when he told me that he wanted me to see what he had been working on, I wasn’t particularly surprised. I can’t say I was really expecting what he had to show me, though.

Seriously, WTF? He’s 11; is it possible this wasn’t intentional? He called it a crocodile mouth. But why would a stubby penis have a crocodile mouth?

And yeah, that’s a stormtrooper blaster right above the, uh, head. What of it?