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Confirmed: My Dad Watches Porn

Yeah, that’s right. Let that wash over you. Ok, bad choice of words there…

Yesterday, we went to my dad’s house for dinner. As is often the case on such trips, Alien and The Boy went to the bedroom to watch cartoons on TV. For some reason, they ran into some trouble [...]

Taking a Sad Song and Making It Better

I needed this:

Sure, he’s probably drunk, but it’s the Beatles.

What. The. Fuck.

Somebody help me out here. What is this shit?

I think this might be art, but I’m not sure. Either way, I’m subscribing to it.

Pure lust!

I’ll admit it.  I am in most every way a pretty straight laced guy.  Many people might even say boring.  I don’t drink.  Don’t swear.  I avoid porn & any movies with nudity, foul language, or excessive gore.  I love, adore, & still get excited by my wife after almost 20 years of marriage.  I even obey [...]

Trapped

The lady in front of me at the Wal-Mart checkout line is middle-aged, morbidly obese, and riding a Mart Cart. She’s also leading a second cart, pack mule-style, with 10 packages of Assurance Underpads. I really don’t want to know what she’s soaking up with them. All I know for sure is [...]