Pure lust!

February 8th, 2008 | by Joboo |

I’ll admit it.  I am in most every way a pretty straight laced guy.  Many people might even say boring.  I don’t drink.  Don’t swear.  I avoid porn & any movies with nudity, foul language, or excessive gore.  I love, adore, & still get excited by my wife after almost 20 years of marriage.  I even obey the speed limit.  But there is one thing that stirs me up & makes me lose control.  I want it & I won’t be happy until I get it.  I makes me think of doing things that are wrong & even illegal.    It’s…. 

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a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda.

I have no rational thought when it comes to this.  I will have one.  And I really want to restore one on my own.  Get my hands on it.  Get inside it.  Get it’s motor running hot.  Work on it piece by piece with tender loving care.  And then when it’s all ready, get inside & ride.  And the best part is that my wife is all for it.  What a woman.

So if anyone out there would like to find the perfect Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Ramadan/Holiday present for me, make sure that you get me one with a shaker hood & either a 383, 426, or 440 engine.  Don’t worry about the color.  I’ll take care of that.  Thanks.




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2 Responses to “Pure lust!”

  1. By russ on Mar 7, 2008

    JUSUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY MIND!?

  2. By Joboo on Mar 10, 2008

    It is pointless to resist Russ. Give in to the lure of the Cuda. It will make you whole.

    Not really. But it’s really freaking cool.

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