Confirmed: My Dad Watches Porn
February 28th, 2008 | by M |Yeah, that’s right. Let that wash over you. Ok, bad choice of words there…
Yesterday, we went to my dad’s house for dinner. As is often the case on such trips, Alien and The Boy went to the bedroom to watch cartoons on TV. For some reason, they ran into some trouble with the TV, and my stepmom asked for my help in resolving it. So far, so good.
At first glance, the TV appeared to be on the wrong input source. After cycling through a few of them, I found what looked to be either the satellite receiver, or the DVD player, but for some reason, the screen was rolling. I was able the make out the word ‘Natural’ on what seemed to be a DVD menu screen, so if anything, they were watching The Natural, and busied myself with the remote. Meanwhile, Manda and my stepmom both started nervously asking me to turn it off, while the kids wondered what the big damn deal was. Finally, I got the point, and turned it off. Later, Manda told me that along with the word ‘Natural’ she also saw the term ‘100%’.
Short story long, I pulled a muscle vomiting last night.
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By
foradfifferentkindofgirl on Feb 29, 2008
I think this trumps accidently walking in on your parents having sex.
Yes. This totally trumps that horror show.
By
Joboo on Mar 7, 2008
But it doesn’t trump accidently walking in on your parents with your dad wearing a pink tutu, a Lone Ranger mask, & one of those shoulder high latex gloves they use to inseminate cows.
But maybe I’ve said too much.