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Mmmmmmmm… Popcorn…

With school back in full swing, Manda and I have gotten used to having the kids around again. The three of them spent six weeks this summer with their respective other parents. Their returns, while certainly joyous, marked the end of freedom for us. Swearing is (mostly) out. Gone are [...]

Crossing One Off the List

If you’d asked me a year ago what I would be doing on 9/21/08, I wouldn’t have said, “Painting my office with 2 coats of garden orchid.” But damned if that’s not what I was doing. Yep, we’re having a daughter to supplement three boys. And for those of you who know [...]

Gotta Love Texas Schools

Nicknames

I’ve been doing informal testing of nicknames for Manda. My preliminary findings:

Angel = Good.
Babydoll = Good.
Cockpit = Bad.
Peach Pit = Neutral.
Sugartits = Good(!)
Milkjuggs = Bad.
NaughtySchoolgirlWhoTotallyLooksUnderageButIsn’t = Neutral.
Hairy Girl = Good.
Thatch = Bad.
Belly = Bad.
Poo = Bad.
Pooh = Good. Thank you consistency.
Smart Ass = Bad.
Dumb Ass = Bad.
Ass = Bad.

All for science.

Nightmare Fuel

I’ve had this for about a week, but I still can’t think of a single thing to say about it. Just watch it.