GLASTONBURY, England, Nov. 3 (UPI) — A British 19-year-old has officially changed his name to “Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.”
The Glastonbury, England, teenager — originally named George Garratt — said his new name, which is thought to be the world’s longest, has so outraged his grandmother that she is no longer speaking to him, The Telegraph reported Monday.
The teen said he used an online service to officially change his name for a $20 fee.
“I wanted to be unique,” Captain Fantastic said of his name choice. “I decided upon a theme of superheroes.”
19 years old, and he’s already sick of having sex. Now that’s just sad.
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He should have just opted for Asshat. Or, I suppose, Ass Hat.