My Diseased Mind

I know; I get it
bestiality is wrong
wait, do kittens count?

healthy dose of spit
my cock won’t burst into flames
balls deep in your ass

Ow! Doubled over.
punched in the baby maker
new to fisting then?

This week, I’m honoring a request by none other than Joboo. He wanted a donkey punch dirty haiku. So, with the help of Eric, I give you my first collaborative dirty haiku:

need a little boost
Donkey Punch in your bitch head
anal squeezing wheee!

ropey yellow streams
burning your face, stinging eyes
urine luck again

Ok, this is the inaugural Dirty Haiku, finally replacing the long-defunct Insulting Haiku. This is something I’ve been considering for a while, but I haven’t been sure exactly how dirty I should be. But while I do recognize that this isn’t Filthy Haiku, I’m going to just be all the way dirty. [...]