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Dirty Haiku

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

I know; I get it
bestiality is wrong
wait, do kittens count?

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Dirty Haiku

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

healthy dose of spit
my cock won’t burst into flames
balls deep in your ass

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Dirty Haiku

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Ow! Doubled over.
punched in the baby maker
new to fisting then?

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Dirty Haiku

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

This week, I’m honoring a request by none other than Joboo. He wanted a donkey punch dirty haiku. So, with the help of Eric, I give you my first collaborative dirty haiku:

need a little boost
Donkey Punch in your bitch head
anal squeezing wheee!

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Dirty Haiku

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

ropey yellow streams
burning your face, stinging eyes
urine luck again

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Dirty Haiku

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Ok, this is the inaugural Dirty Haiku, finally replacing the long-defunct Insulting Haiku. This is something I’ve been considering for a while, but I haven’t been sure exactly how dirty I should be. But while I do recognize that this isn’t Filthy Haiku, I’m going to just be all the way dirty. Skip them if you want; they’ll be a fixture for every foreseeable Wednesday:

dead guys don’t fight back
man with a plan with corpses
necrophiliac

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