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Ouch. GLASTONBURY, England, Nov. 3 (UPI) — A British 19-year-old has officially changed his name to “Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.” The Glastonbury, England, teenager — originally named George Garratt — said his new name, which is thought to be the world’s longest, has so outraged his grandmother that [...] The lady in front of me at the Wal-Mart checkout line is middle-aged, morbidly obese, and riding a Mart Cart. She’s also leading a second cart, pack mule-style, with 10 packages of Assurance Underpads. I really don’t want to know what she’s soaking up with them. All I know for sure is [...] Poor old Johnny Ray Come on Eileen A lot of people ask me about my process. Ok, that’s a dirty lie; nobody asks me about my process. Hell, I don’t even know a lot of people. But humor me, ok? Otherwise I’ll just make these paragraphs longer. Anyway, about my process. I generally try to post at least [...] I think it’s safe to call this a bad fucking day: CARACAS (Reuters) – A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy. Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only [...] _uacct = “UA-1812466-1″; On occasion, I embarrass myself. On very rare occasions, I’m embarrassed even though nobody is looking. Case in point: last night. I was taking a shower, and realized that I had left the towel on my bed. For some reason, I decided that waiting until the impending [...] _uacct = “UA-1812466-1″; Today, as we left the grocery store: The Boy: Over the years, I’ve learned a lot about women. Show them the pretty face, and they love you. I’m doing better than you, Dad. Me: Over quite a few more years, I’ve learned quite a bit more about women. The pretty [...] _uacct = “UA-1812466-1″; Can it get much better than this? A state trooper throws away some pain pills and looks the other way in exchange for a blow job from a porn star. Ok, so far it seems reasonable enough. But wait, the trooper gets in trouble! WTF? He’s out there [...] _uacct = “UA-1812466-1″; Mark this day as the official death of journalistic integrity. I’m not usually one to comment on garbage like this, but I can’t sit idly by. Seriously, what the hell? I’m really trying here, but I can’t wrap my mind around a scenario in which Lindsay Lohan is hotter than everyone [...] |
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