Fridays with Joboo « My Diseased Mind

Pure lust!

I’ll admit it. I am in most every way a pretty straight laced guy. Many people might even say boring. I don’t drink. Don’t swear. I avoid porn & any movies with nudity, foul language, or excessive gore. I love, adore, & still get excited by my wife after almost 20 years of marriage. I even obey [...]

I do not think it means what you think it means

M & I have had this conversation before. So what do you think? What’s the most unintentionally dirty phrase you’ve ever heard? As for me, I always like the classics.

“Come together, right now, over me.” – The Beatles

The geeks are alright

Y’all excuse me for a second. My soapbox beckons.

Band geeks are some of the best kids you will ever meet. And marching band is great.

Yeah, I was in band. And honestly, it wasn’t cool back then. But I loved it. I was captain of the baseball team, one the top 4 [...]

100% pure evil!!!

Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
But he moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried
Sang along
Who’d blame them
You’ve grown, so grown
Now I must say more than ever
(Come On Eileen)
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And we can sing just like our fathers

Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means (what he means)
At this moment you mean everything
You [...]

Don’t look back in anger

As we drop the curtain on another year, it’s time to go introspective. Here’s my 10 questions raised by events of 2007. Good luck to everyone in 2008.

Does it really matter who we elect president? We’re still over 10 months away from elections, there’s been more debates than anyone can remember, there’s more candidates raising [...]

Holding a gun to Santa’s head.

Someday, we’ll address the fact that my posts have been forced to follow a myriad of topics that fall into the ‘tough act to follow’ category. But I don’t mind. I relish the challenge like Joey Chestnut relishes a Nathan’s Famous. And since this is the last Friday before Christmas, it’s time for me to [...]

Taking crack one step further.

As I was taking my stroll along the digital yellow brick road that is the internet the other day, I stumbled upon a story that caught my attention. That was the purpose of my mental stroll so I wasn’t shocked, but I still feel compelled to share. It was Time Magazines top 10 oddball stories [...]

And now a word from our sponsors.

I do not have TV in my home. Normally that statement gets a reaction along the line of ‘How do you live without TV?’ Very well thank you. Let me explain. We have televisions for watching our extensive DVD & video collection. But no cable, no DirectTV, no Dish Network, & not even an antennae. [...]