My Diseased Mind

Yeah, I know; they’ve sucked lately. So let this be the final ‘fuck you’ to insulting haiku:

insulting haiku
they’re too fucking lame for words
find a new hook, douche

Next stop: dirty haiku.

hate your fucking guts
asshole’s not enough for you?
you’re a dickhead too

damn your breath is bad
it smells like your mouth farted
halitosis much?

lil’ bit of whiskey
lil’ bit of shitfaced carnie
drunken midgets suck

I like my coffee
just like I like my women.
With my dick in it.

you eat paint chips much?
you shit-flinging crazy dick
don’t tell me you’re sane

nasty nose hangers
wipe your fucking nose, Jackass
you’re making me retch

your stench hits my eyes
like battery acid. Christ,
go stink somewhere else

trailer park cracker
four dead cars in your backyard
screw your sister much?

yo mamma so fat
she cut her leg shaving and
gravy come out. Word.