My Diseased Mind » Insulting Haiku http://www.mydiseasedmind.com/blog When the Going Gets Weird, the Weird Turn Pro -- HST Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:04:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Insulting Haiku, The Final Chapter http://www.mydiseasedmind.com/blog/2007/09/19/insulting-haiku-the-final-chapter/ http://www.mydiseasedmind.com/blog/2007/09/19/insulting-haiku-the-final-chapter/#comments Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:54:33 +0000 M http://www.mydiseasedmind.com/blog/2007/09/19/insulting-haiku-the-final-chapter/ Yeah, I know; they’ve sucked lately. So let this be the final ‘fuck you’ to insulting haiku:

insulting haiku they’re too fucking lame for words find a new hook, douche

Next stop: dirty haiku.

]]> Yeah, I know; they’ve sucked lately. So let this be the final ‘fuck you’ to insulting haiku:

insulting haiku
they’re too fucking lame for words
find a new hook, douche

Next stop: dirty haiku.

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]]> hate your fucking guts
asshole’s not enough for you?
you’re a dickhead too

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]]> damn your breath is bad
it smells like your mouth farted
halitosis much?

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]]> lil’ bit of whiskey
lil’ bit of shitfaced carnie
drunken midgets suck

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]]> I like my coffee
just like I like my women.
With my dick in it.

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]]> you eat paint chips much?
you shit-flinging crazy dick
don’t tell me you’re sane

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]]> nasty nose hangers
wipe your fucking nose, Jackass
you’re making me retch

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]]> your stench hits my eyes
like battery acid. Christ,
go stink somewhere else

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]]> trailer park cracker
four dead cars in your backyard
screw your sister much?

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]]> yo mamma so fat
she cut her leg shaving and
gravy come out. Word.

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