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Nicknames

I’ve been doing informal testing of nicknames for Manda. My preliminary findings:

Angel = Good.
Babydoll = Good.
Cockpit = Bad.
Peach Pit = Neutral.
Sugartits = Good(!)
Milkjuggs = Bad.
NaughtySchoolgirlWhoTotallyLooksUnderageButIsn’t = Neutral.
Hairy Girl = Good.
Thatch = Bad.
Belly = Bad.
Poo = Bad.
Pooh = Good. Thank you consistency.
Smart Ass = Bad.
Dumb Ass = Bad.
Ass = Bad.

All for science.

Kindergarten Christmas Programs

Because today was the first day of my Christmas vacation and Manda had to work, I was charged with attending her son’s Christmas program. The conversation went like this:

A: Hey, could you go to Alien’s Christmas program on Friday? It’s during work for me.
M: Sure, that sounds like fun. [...]

Human Sacrifice, Dogs & Cats Living Together — Mass Hysteria!

We knew it was going to be an interesting weekend when, within five minutes of arriving in Rockport, we spotted a guy with an actual Jheri Curl. Manda shot down my theory that he was a terrorist who only had weathered VHS copies of The Last Dragon and Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo to teach [...]

Dear Myspace

Look, I know we haven’t always gotten along as well as we could have. You’ve created a platform by which some of the ugliest web pages in history have been created. Now, I’m no designer (exhibit A: this site), but I know bad design when I see it, and you are it. [...]