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Foreign Drivers

This guy and this kid make me feel a little better about our cracked out truck drivers on American interstates.

First, Mr. Stoic:

A Japanese man continued to drive his motorcycle for over a mile after losing his right leg below the knee when he hit the central reservation on a motorway in Hamamatsu, south-west [...]

Utter BS

This is a great story, but seriously, it was an accident?

THE call letters KUNT have landed at a yet-unbuilt low-power digital television station in Wailuku, Maui.

The same station owner also received KWTF for a station in Arizona.

Wow, that’s amazing. The same company requested two humorous and borderline obscene sets of call letters. It [...]

I Think I Probably Know These Guys

It’s been entirely too long since I’ve blogged. In fact, it’s getting to the point where I’m not 100% sure I can still read and write. Bhan loont rarjar. See? To that end, I’m going to write a quick blog entry in advance of my review of Transformers. To that [...]

If Eminem & Justin Timberlake Had A Child

Stuff like this amazes me. Little Kyle has been busy throughout his formative years, accounting for a Jordanesque 40% of crime in Clitheroe, Lancashire. Before I talk about that, how cool is the name Clitheroe? I think I’d pay 3 grand to have a couple name their daughter that. Now back [...]

Eep!

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Little known fact about me: I can read people. For example, I think it’s safe to say that this guy is up to no good. It’s like a 6th sense. Call it a gift.

Without getting into the horrific act he committed to get to this point, [...]

British Drunk Chicks

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In light of this, it looks like it’s time for a note to self:

Next time you’re in the UK, don’t have sex.

And how proud must those girls be to have their picture in this article?

Ho. Lee. Crap.

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Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend [...]

America the Beautiful

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Can it get much better than this? A state trooper throws away some pain pills and looks the other way in exchange for a blow job from a porn star. Ok, so far it seems reasonable enough. But wait, the trooper gets in trouble! WTF? He’s out there [...]

Oh Hell

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People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests.

Just freakin’ great. Now I’ve got THAT to contend with.