My Diseased Mind

Yeah yeah, I know, I haven’t blogged in a while. In my defense, my household is a blur of yelling kids, diapers, dirty dishes, laundry, and more yelling kids.

Somebody help me out here. What is this shit?

I think this might be art, but I’m not sure. Either way, I’m subscribing to it.

We made the kids watch this three times. On the third viewing, we had to pry their eyes open, just like in A Clockwork Orange. It was worth it, though. You can’t put a price on safety.

Couldn’t agree more about the anus.

So, uh, just watch it.

I was searching Youtube for a specific commercial the other day. Being a fairly new one, I actually had some difficulty finding it. However, I began to notice a trend that can only point to one possible conclusion: Citrus candies are loaded with peyote. I decided to explore this some more, [...]

Israeli student film. It’s nearly 7 minutes, but well worth it. Seriously, have I ever steered you wrong?

This is is based on No. 44, The Mysterious Stranger, by Mark Twain. This is how stupid I am: I spent the first couple of minutes wondering how and why Twain would have written about Einstein.