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While watching Return of the Jedi with the 4 year-old, we had this conversation:
M: Aw man, Yoda’s dying. Hey, if you were there when Yoda died, would you eat him? Hey Joboo, do you remember When we hired CC, who looked like Groundskeeper Willie and whose son looked like Hans from The ‘burbs? That was awesome. The Christmas party in Indiana? They flew us in, and I was happily buzzed by the time we touched down. You gave me your drink tickets, and I [...] I’m not particularly squeamish about most things. I’ve cleaned up puke, changed diapers, and seen various animals slaughtered, cleaned, and converted into food. However, there’s one phrase I really could have gone my whole life without learning. Mucus Plug This experience has changed me. I know that I will never be the same. [...] I’m sleeping in on Monday. It’s just not a family reunion without a beating, stabbing, slashed tires, and an (alleged) molestation. Nope, there’s not an untrue statement in the above sentence. A couple of weeks ago, I attended a family reunion at Lake LBJ. It ran from Thursday to Sunday, but Manda and I didn’t show up until Friday. [...] People like this are true American heroes. A California man has been indicted for an inventive scheme that allegedly siphoned $50,000 from online brokerage houses E-trade and Schwab.com in six months — a few pennies at a time. Michael Largent, 22, of Plumas Lake, California, allegedly exploited a loophole in a common procedure both companies [...] As a belated Mothers’ Day gift, I’m posting 10 apologies to my mom, on a blog she doesn’t see. Sure it’s pointless, but that’s kind of how this thing works. 1. I apologize for the fact that when you had me do dishes, I threw away some of the silverware that your grandmother gave [...] |
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